Oh My God, I Am All Over Twitter

Oh, please don’t dismiss me for being so stupid. I have already admitted that I am naive when it comes to social media. But today, I learned how ignorant I have been about some platforms.

This afternoon, I was reading Tim Denning’s recent article when I read a line that stopped me in my tracks. That line was

The greatest writing invention in history. Twitter.

Now, I have a Twitter account, and I haven’t checked it for ages. Every day I get multiple emails from Twitter urging me to check my account. I religiously delete them all. Not once I thought about ‘tweeting” anything. 

So I decided to check my Twitter account. 

Imagine my surprise when I saw my own articles staring back at me.

Other people were tweeting my articles, and I had no idea.

First of all, thank you to all those who have liked my articles so much that they took the trouble to tweet them. 

Here I am, having no idea how to use Twitter. Although I get a bit of consolation from Tim Denning’s words, he too has ignored the beauty of the platform; it is still not an excuse enough to click a button at the end of publishing an article to promote my own work.

I wondered why I was not doing that.

The main reason for that was I never went on the platform.

I have no idea how Twitter works.

Unless you go on the platform and see it in action, you can’t figure out how it works. 

I knew J K Rowling is the queen of Twitter, and Donald Trump won the election and basically got away with so much on the power of Twitter, but I didn’t know how I can use it. 

So I googled it.

This is what I learned (summarising it here for those who like me have no idea how Twitter works):

  • Twitter is a great promotional tool, a superfast way to reach your target audience and do market research.
  • It has its own lingo. Hashtag (#), Retweet (RT), Mentions (@), Hat tip (HT), Direct Message (DM) are some of them. You got to learn it.
  • You can write only 280 characters which are roughly 50 words. But you shouldn’t use them all.
  • If you have more than 280 characters to say, hit the + button on the bottom right. You can write multiple tweets and post them all. But boiling down your thoughts to a couple of lines makes them stronger, faster to read, and more shareable.
  • Sharing a link to your Tweet will decrease your character count by 23 characters. Leave a space between your text and the link. Otherwise, it may include the entirety of the link in your character count.
  • Photos do not use character space. You can add up to four photos or a video less than 2:20 in length and 500 MB in size. You can do so in the lower bar of the “Compose new Tweet” box.
  • You can tweet about anything – yourself, your work, emotions, inspirations, announcements. You get extra marks for being witty, but not at the cost of obscenity. Stay away from racism, religion, and politics. 
  • Just like Medium, you can pin your best tweets.

Twitter isn’t about befriending; it is about following.

You can follow people you know personally or artists or projects you’re a fan of. You can follow robots and parody accounts too. 

To begin with, start following a few people, retweet their content, and hopefully, they will start following you and retweet your content. 

Twitter will offer suggestions for who to follow. These suggestions will appear in your feed if you’re using the app or on the side of the screen if you’re using the website.

There’s no limit to how many people you can follow, but once you’ve landed between 100 and 250 accounts, you’ll notice the correlation between the number of people you follow and the number of tweets that show up in your feed.

You can also follow events or topics. Search for the hashtag of the event, then tap on the “Live” tab to see the most recent tweets in the larger conversation.

How often to tweet?

You need to tweet regularly. It doesn’t have to be 20 times a day, but it shouldn’t be once in 20 days. Figure out a frequency that suits you and stick with it. 

Twitter is public by default. But you can easily make it private to communicate with friends. Just set your account to private. You will have to permit your friends manually. 

A lot of people think Twitter is hard to follow. It doesn’t mean it is. 

It is just different from every other platform. 

The idea of Twitter isn’t to catch every single thing someone tweets; it’s to be on the internet at the same time as other people. It’s like a giant hangout — an open and rich chat room that’s happening in public. — Wired

If you follow someone and want to see what they have been tweeting, go directly to the page, and you can see all their tweets. 

You can turn on notifications, and you can get them on your phone or by email. However, I suggest you only do it if you want to keep track of something particularly news or an event announcement.  

You can use Tweetdeck, a more customizable Twitter app to follow a few specific people and see all their tweets. 

To Tie It Up

I was seeing all tweets about my articles because I was hardly following anyone. 

Thanks to those who tweeted my articles have done me a great favor. They have opened me to a platform that Tim says is the greatest invention in the history of social media.

I have done the crash course on it while writing this article. 

I am on it now guys and girls. Give me a few days and I will report back how I am going.

Below are some of the screenshots of my article just for fun.

Photo by MORAN on Unsplash

Get Fast Before Getting Good


Recently I read an article where the author stressed quality over quantity. Although, in principle, I agree with him, I am in the “quantity” camp. However, I can say from experience that quality comes with quantity.

Before I go any further, let me reiterate the story that illustrated the importance of quantity over quality for those who haven’t encountered it yet.

A ceramics teacher announced on the opening day that he was dividing the class into two groups. “All those on the left side of the studio,” he said, “would be graded solely on the quantity of work they produced, all those on the right solely on its quality.”

His procedure was simple: on the final day of class, he would bring in his bathroom scales and weigh the work of the “quantity” group: fifty pound of pots rated an “A”, forty pounds a “B”, and so on. 

Those being graded on “quality”, however, needed to produce only one pot — albeit a perfect one — to get an “A”.

Well, came grading time and a curious fact emerged: the works of highest quality were all produced by the group being graded for quantity. It seemed that while the “quantity” group was busily churning out piles of work — and learning from their mistakes — the “quality” group had sat theorizing about perfection, and in the end had little more to show for their efforts than grandiose theories and a pile of dead clay. — David Bayles and Ted Orland, Art & Fear

This is what I have found with my own work. Since I have started concentrating on quantity, writing an ‘X’ number of articles in a week rather than a ‘Y’ number of excellent articles in a month, I am getting better and better.

It is a different matter that you don’t want to “practice in public” and only want to publish your best article, but believe me, that will be a limiting strategy.


Recently I have started sponsoring to another view.

Initially, we can’t become good, even if we want to.

When we start writing, we are like toddlers learning to walk. A toddler can’t walk fast even if he wants to. So he concentrates on putting one foot over another. Once he learns that, he starts to run. He doesn’t worry about getting his feet on the ground properly; he just dashes ahead, even at the cost of falling on his bum.

Like a toddler, my goal is to get faster at something before I get better. 

It used to take me seven to eight hours to write an article. Now I can write the same article in three to four hours. My goal is to get it down to one hour.

Once I can write an article in one hour, I can concentrate on how to balance it. How to introduce humor in it. How to end it properly. How to write compelling headlines. 


Before getting faster, I concentrated on getting consistent. 

I used to write a diary, just on the weekend. Then, a few years ago, I started writing a page a day. It was a big commitment initially. I would miss days, sometimes weeks, particularly when I was traveling. So now, whenever I am traveling, I take my diary with me. Each morning that is the first thing I do. Write a page in my A5 diary. It has become such a habit that even if I want to break it, I can’t.

Following that, I started a 100 days challenge. I started writing a short article on social media. I did it for 100 days consecutively. I missed two days in the whole period, but I was euphoric. I can do it. 

It took an hour and a half initially. Soon I was able to reduce the whole thing to just ten to fifteen minutes. It included writing and posting on three platforms (Facebook, LinkedIn, and Instagram). Now I can do it in less than ten minutes. 

I am posting manually on each platform. I intentionally don’t use any software to schedule posting. Because posting manually allows me to check other people’s posts, leave them comments, and respond to comments on my own posts. 


Once I got consistent in writing and posting daily, I set my eyes on bigger goals.

Following the success of posting small articles, I set myself a challenge to write 100 Articles in 100 Days

Previous to that, I was writing one to two articles a week. On average, it was taking me seven to eight hours over different days to write one article. I am on day 22 today, and already I’m taking less than three hours. 

A lot of it is planning; I select images in one sitting, do the footer for many articles in advance, and spend five minutes to outline as soon as an idea comes to me. 

When it comes to writing, I write in 15 minutes sprints with an actual timer. 

Earlier I used to edit as I wrote, not anymore. I’m now writing in a flow state, leaving the editing for another day. Usually, on the day I’m going to publish. That gives me time to rest the article and let new ideas germinate to make that article even more interesting. 

I see myself as a two-year-old.

I only started blogging two years ago, so I can consider myself a two-year-old in the blogging world where some writers have been writing for seven to ten years. 

It doesn’t matter how much I want; I cannot be as good as a seven-year-old or a ten-year-old writer. But if I can write faster, I can write more articles in a week and a month (and eventually in a year). Then there is a good chance of catching up. 

That is why in this 100-day challenge, I’m not aiming to publish in big publications. Instead, my aim is not to break the streak and get faster and faster. 

I publish daily on my profile and then submit them to a publication that accepts pre-published articles. When I have reduced my article writing time to under one hour, I will concentrate on getting good. 

Already I’m writing two articles a day, one for the same day and one for next week. So if there is something unexpected happens, I have to travel, or visitors drop in unannounced, I have an article scheduled for that day. Scheduling is a great way to ensure consistency. 

I have not reached Tim Denning’s stage to write five articles a day, but I’m sure if I continue following this strategy, in not so distant future, I will be able to replicate his method of writing. Tim writes a week’s worth of articles in two days. That is a big ask. 

To Sum Up

Whatever skill you are learning, try to get fast at it before getting good. 

I have been doing the same with my paintings and sketching and receiving similar results. 

Finishing a thing earlier means you have more time for yourself. And who doesn’t need more time these days?

I Have Banned Myself From Buying Any More Online Courses


Twenty-twenty was a great year for online learning. So, with no travel plans to disrupt, I went on a big spree to buy online courses. I am sure many people did the same, as content writers, coaches, and nonfiction-writers all show a big spike in their earnings since the pandemic hit last year. 

There were many reasons for me to go on this spree. First, I was new to online learning. Second, I wanted to gobble up everything and level up with the established writers as quickly as possible.

I also fell prey to online selling, which has a “buy-now-or-you-will-miss-out” business model. 

The result — I have several courses that I haven’t gone through beyond the first few lessons. 

With the internet, we have access to thousands of courses, webinars, summits, reports, books at meager prices. Yet, most of us find it hard to gain skills. Often it is not for want of application. Some of us may be easily distracted, but others are dedicated.

Here is what I learned from my course buying spree.


Not all courses are created equal.

Most courses are seminar-style, where the presenter provides the information and doesn’t teach any skill. 

Other ones are summit kind where several well-meaning presenters give their views (often contradicting) on the same topic. Of course, not all of the information is relevant to your scenario, but you don’t know that until you listen to it. 

Generally, I rate workshops above the seminars and summit. This is because, at workshops, you are putting into practice whatever you are learning immediately. In my mind, it is the best way to learn.

We are all time-poor. And we are bombarded with information. Unless we put the new knowledge into practice straight away, it will be forgotten or, worse still, replaced by thousand other things demanding our attention.


A big price tag doesn’t mean it will be a better course.

I have bought less than $100, and I have bought courses that cost much more than $1000. What I have discovered that ten times more fee doesn’t mean ten times more value. 

Many times we pay for the brand name.

Some presenters have built themselves a big following that they can charge whatever they like for the courses. Add to that scarcity factor and spot- specials, and you have a winning formula.

Many Udemy courses have the same information at a fraction of a price. Also, many platforms come with free courses. I was pleasantly surprised when I joined Convertkit. It has a well-structured course and an excellent program to teach all you need to know about online marketing and newsletter building.


Buying a course doesn’t mean you will acquire the skill.

Writing articles, building an audience, marketing on social media are all skills. When we buy a course, we think we are acquiring these skills. Instead, what we get is a load of information. 

Acquiring skills needs work on our part. It needs commitment, time, and patience. And it needs practice. When buying a course, you need to make sure you have the time and commitment to practice what the course teaches. Otherwise, you will be buying something that will sit on your computer, and after a few months, you will even forget you bought it.

Don’t get lured by the “special price.” Online course presenters need to sell their courses. So they will be coming with specials all the time. Take your time to buy the course — which is when you are ready to implement it.


Online courses can never replace the face to face courses.

This weekend I attended the first face-to-face workshop since the pandemic hit last year, and boy did I find the difference. 

First of all, I got to get out of the home. Getting out of the home meant I got out of the hassles associated with it. I didn’t have to run a load of washing while I was listening to the audios. Neither did I have to worry about cooking lunch or getting the dinner underway. No vacuuming to fit in between breaks and no answering the doorbell or phone calls. 

I had the luxury to immerse myself in learning. I could fully engage with the tutor. I could ask questions, and got direct feedback instantly while doing the exercises. 

Of course, I could have learned the same thing on YouTube from the convenience of my home. I would have saved the driving time and course fee, but I wouldn’t have learned the skill either. Not as quickly as I did in the workshop. And with much less frustration.

Not to mention learning from the other participants. Each one of us interpreted the instructions differently. Learning from them provided another layer of understanding.

I am not discounting online courses completely. They have their merits, and I envision myself buying many more in the future. But I think both online and live courses are needed.

What I am raising here is our tendency to buy courses as if we are buying commodities. However, just buying courses doesn’t mean we can buy the skill they are promising to teach.


My strategy to go through previous courses (and the future ones).

I have decided not to buy any more online courses this year. 

I am going to go through all the previous courses for the remainder of the year. 

Some of them are sitting there because I was not ready for the skills they were teaching me when I bought them. Others were too long. One course had 80 hours of videos. Even if I watch for two hours a day, every day, it will take me 40 days to finish it. 

But I am going to finish it. 

How? 

Rather than watching it slowly and taking notes, I will go through them in one go. It is the same strategy I use while reading a book that I want to consume to gain information. Even quick listening helps absorb many facts.

Once I have gone through the course, I will have a good idea, what modules I want to watch again. Now will be the time to make notes. I will also be marking the modules that I should watch again, say in six months. 

Going over a course in several iterations has the added benefit of repetition. We don’t learn much the first time we encounter anything. It is by repetition we cement the lessons we learn. Every time we listen to the same information, it presents a different meaning. 

To finish my rant

This is my plan to finish the courses I have already bought. 

I would like to know what is yours. 

Photo by Le Wagon on Unsplash

A Christmas Wish (Fiction – Microstory)

Jim is planning to make a dash for it tomorrow. He has asked me to join him.

‘We will leave through the small door on the side after dinner. No one will notice. Not for a long time,’ he says.

I am not so confident. The price of getting caught is too high. Besides, where will we go? Jim has thought of that too. We are to head straight to the station to catch the next train to the last stop. He even has money for the fare, the source of which I am not aware of, but I dare not ask.

Neither one of us sleeps that night. The nights are the scariest. They are cold and dark. And there are always cries. We hold our breaths and pray.

In the morning, we do our chores with little more diligence than usual so that we don’t get in trouble for making a mistake. I want to take Walter with me but Jim doesn’t think it is a good idea.

When the time comes, Jim and I inch slowly to the back wall. We have a lot of practice in becoming invisible. As Jim had foreseen, getting to the gate without being seen, is not difficult. Within minutes we are on the street but which way is the train station. A tram stops nearby and we climb in. Further away we are more chance of not being caught. We read the street signs and figure out the tram is going towards the city. Jim knows the grand station is in the city. We are heading in the right direction.

The streets in the city are decorated with Christmas lights. We pass a giant Christmas tree in the city square decorated with colored balls, lights, and tinsel. Outside the station, a choir is singing Christmas carols. Their melody is soothing and reassuring. Everything will be alright now. We get off the tram and blend with people. There are people everywhere.

At the station, we stand in the queue to buy tickets. The clerk looks at us suspiciously, especially when Jim can’t tell him where we are going. The train arrives and as we are about to board, two policemen appear from the crowd.

‘Where do you think you two are going, you little bastards?’

I do not remember much of what happened afterward that other than that year I made my Christmas wish for the first time.

Dear Lord, when I sleep tonight please make sure I don’t wake up.

I have been making the same wish each year for the past forty years.

© Neera Mahajan, January 2014

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